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How Muddy are you!?

Mû´dd|ŷ adj.
Any person who loves the countryside and is not afraid of a bit of mud.

Are you muddy? Or are you more of a townie? Complete our quick quiz to receive your Muddy-Townie ratio and see how muddy you really are.

Question OneWhere would your ideal house be?: In a village, a 5-minute walk from open fields and with a bus once a week.; In a town to be close to the shops but a short drive from the countryside or park.; In a remote area surrounded by woods, fields and a stretch of river.; In a city, to be close to the happening night life and extensive public transport.
Question TwoWhat are the usual contents of your vacuum cleaner?: 20% house dust, 80% unidentifiable mixture of animal hair, feathers and mud.; 60% house dust, 40% mud and cat/dog/horse hair.; 80% house dust, 20% mud and cat/dog hair.; 90% house dust, 10% glitter from last night's clubbing.
Question ThreeWhat items mostly take up your wardrobe?: Designer suits and trendy labels.; Fleeces and jeans in various states of disrepair, oh and a few work clothes.; Mainly smart casual clothing with a smattering of outdoor gear.; Boiler suits, checked shirts, holey jumpers, cords and tweed for best.
Question FourYou accidentally run over a rabbit in your car. Do you:: Have it for dinner.; Phone the vet.; Check that it's dead.; Drive on in tears.
Question FiveWhat's your normal route to work?: Out of the back door and into the barn.; A few back roads and green lanes plus the odd junction on a main road.; A brisk walk and some body contact with strangers on the bus or underground.; Bus, train or car into town.
Question SixThe ideal holiday abroad would mean packing:: Designer sunglasses, sun cream and a Kindle.; Hiking boots, backpack and camping equipment.; I wouldn't be able to leave the animals to go on holiday abroad.; Sensible shoes, backpack and a guidebook.
Question SevenWhen walking on the moors fog starts to come down and you are lost. Do you:: Try and position yourself with the compass and then, when that fails, start digging a hole to bed down for the night.; Follow a stream downhill to get back into the valley; from there you can probably find a road, or better still a pub.; Head for the highest point where you should get better reception on your mobile to call for help.; I wouldn't be there in the first place!
Question EightHow much time do you spend in a town?: As little as possible, although it is where I shop for food and DIY items.; Quite a lot - mainly because that's where I work.; Most of it - my body has now become dependent on traffic fumes.; I'll only go if I'm rushed unconscious to A+E.
Question NineIt’s Saturday morning and it’s a beautiful day, do you:: Get your running shoes on for a jog before breakfast.; Fall out of the taxi that’s just dropped you home.; Get the tractor out to make up for lost time in the fields.; Get your jodhpurs/tweed out for a day outside.
Question TenHow muddy are your wellies/walking boots? : Dusty from lack of use.; Pretty muddy, but you can still make out the original colour in places.; I don't own any.; Absolutely filthy; so dirty there's no point cleaning them.

How Muddy are you!?

Mû´dd|ŷ adj. Any person who loves the countryside and is not afraid of a bit of mud.

Mû´dd|ŷ adj.
Any person who loves the countryside and is not afraid of a bit of mud.